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bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

Fun fact, in college I had to do a monologue that “evoked strong emotion from the audience.” I could pick anything I wanted.

So here’s all my classmates memorizing these big long complicated passages and planning elaborate costumes and staging shit, and on the day of the assignment I walked in wearing my usual: plain black skirt, colored blouse. My entire staging was written on a half-sheet of paper. Everybody looked at me like I was fucking nuts.

I’d set myself up with one spotlight from straight down, like the ones from RENT. Walked into it and took up basic front pose, no smile, looked straight over everybody’s heads.

"A six word story. For sale: Baby shoes, never worn."

And then I walked out of the spotlight and someone started crying.

I got the only A for that assignment.
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prismatic-bell:

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

Fun fact, in college I had to do a monologue that “evoked strong emotion from the audience.” I could pick anything I wanted.

So here’s all my classmates memorizing these big long complicated passages and planning elaborate costumes and staging shit, and on the day of the assignment I walked in wearing my usual: plain black skirt, colored blouse. My entire staging was written on a half-sheet of paper. Everybody looked at me like I was fucking nuts.

I’d set myself up with one spotlight from straight down, like the ones from RENT. Walked into it and took up basic front pose, no smile, looked straight over everybody’s heads.

"A six word story. For sale: Baby shoes, never worn."

And then I walked out of the spotlight and someone started crying.

I got the only A for that assignment.

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